The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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