VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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