My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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