her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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