i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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