Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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