I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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