break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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