i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
