This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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