I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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