I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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