I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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