Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I had to cum in my sink.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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