Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Operation Purity has been aborted
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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