I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
