Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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