People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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