Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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