this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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