Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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