Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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