Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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