why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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