thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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