It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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