Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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