3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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