Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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