I met the friendliest cop last night
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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