Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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