so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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