Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
why is half of my head shaved?
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