Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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