When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
