Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
