He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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