Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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