I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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