You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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