YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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