did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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