sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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