you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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