Tell her she can't have a vagina
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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