billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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