I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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