bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
