Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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