I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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