I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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