it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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