Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Four minutes until I can fart!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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