i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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