I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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