no, he came in my armpit
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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