i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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